For too long, the human race has ignored the signs
Your planet is nearing destruction
Salvation is reserved for those who pass the test
If you survive, an elevated existence awaits
POWER UP THE BASS CANNON
CHAOSHANDER GIANTDAD
BANDIT
SOUL LEVEL 99
48 VITALITY
66 ENDURANCE
12 ATTUNEMENT
16 FUCKING STRENGTH
10 DEXTERITY, BUT DONT TELL ANY1 U LEVELED THAT UP U FUCKIGN FAGGOT
WHAT ARE YOU? CASUL?
GIANT'S GIANT'S GIANT'S
BECOME UNSTOPPABLE
WT RING U GOT BITHC?
HAVEL'S RING
RING OF FAVOR AND PROTECTION
STAMINA
HEALTH
ENDURANCE
EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT
BLACK FLAME
BLACK FLAME
THATH MEANS NEW GAME+ BICTHES
FATHER MASK, THE BEST LOOKING MASK IN THE GAME
AND OF COURSE, DONT FUCKIGN FORGET
YOUR CHAOS TWO HANDER AND GRASS CREST SHIELD
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
ARE YOU PRO YET?
ITS TIME TO FUCKIGN PWN SOME N00bZ
